DON'T JUDGE ME

I'm one of my moods so I feel like writing................


"DONT JUDGE ME"
This phrase is somewhat of disclaimer, to back up any buffoonery, excuse any stupidity, give a pass for any and all of the crazy bullshit that I do, or to just give you a second to htink before you comment or respond on something i've done or said; a slight reminder that you've done some bullshit in your life as well.....It's ok, you can borrow it..............

*depending on how hungry I am, I will eat a "snack" while I'm cooking or waiting for something to heat up...so what

*I laugh at people....all the time though..I'm trying to stop , Really; I am ( no I'm not)

* I STILL go to the g0-go...ALL THE TIME...and I prefer them to the wack ass " i'm spending my whole check on an outfit and one bottle that I'm not going to drink I'm just going to stunt and hold this bottle all night" clubs or the "i have nothing else to offer so i'm going to dress like a sleeze and pray i can catch a joint in here" lounges....Every go-go is a party .....and yes u will find me and the other cunts sprinkled throughout, dressed for homicide, in a pump, hair layed , face beat ,partying like it's 1999.... so what....sue me


* I will spend my LAST on cosmetics......and /or a shoe....I actually see it as an investment in my career and future entrepeneural pursuits...


* I text and tweet in church....only during "commercial brakes"


*I can't stand foreign ppl.....I hate trying to decipher and put together sentences out of broken English and a heavy accent...just boils my blood


*I call all Chinese People ...."the China Man".....ignorance at it's finest..i know


*I frown upon men in coupes or "mini trucks" that should be coupes and i HATE "crossover" vehicles> the only acceptable one in my book is the cadillac joint( non-acceptable ie: Rav4, Escape ,Forrester) with a few exceptions.....

*i buy cookie dough to eat raw.....haven't actually baked a cookie in ages


* i'm late for church almost every Sunday, because I "have to run to Target really quickly for something"..............

*"Natural people"get on my nerves......I call them 'Bahamadia's or Nashi- Ramba's (frm that episode of Martin)


*i hate feet but am always lookin at other people's....i can't for the life of me understand how some people aren't embarrased to show those monstrosities



i think i'm done for now>>>>>>




FEEL FREE





Sometimes Shallow, Always loving,




Me






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