Questions: Interrogative Statements

yup another one....already ..less than an hour apart..so what! ya'll aren't doing anything...it's Friday!!!!
so I was listening to R.Kelly yesterday right, and I realized he shouts out "DJ Wayne Williams" all the damn time.....who is this dude and why have i never seen him?.....don't believe me? 2 examples off the top: the remix to "ignition" on chocolate factory and "sex planet "on the double up album...i'm just saying


so this one is going to be strictly questions: stuff i think but never verbalize......BEWARE

THESE WILL COME FROM ALL ANGLES/TOPICS; FROM ALL THE CORNERS OF MY SCATTERED BRAIN....GOT IT? cool



here we go:


1) this one i used to always ask myself: why am I so ashamed of my "thickness" and wont wear certain things when Rasputia's lumpy ass is in the club with a wife beater on as a dress and stars on her nipples? don't the biggest, sloppiest females wear the least amount of clothing???

2) why is it people with the most f-ed up teeth smile the most??? I'm trying to practice a cute smile with these train tracks on my teeth daily, while they have NO shame


3) why do all the uneducated, ghettoest, unemployed females get the buns with the money that pay all their bills?

4) why do we ( ladies especially) get mad when propositioned for sex, but will screw a lame, broke joint in the blink of an eye? [sidebar: not promoting prostitution in anyway, i'm just saying make em pay to play ...]

5) why are pretty women the most unhappy , insecure creatures alive ( by the way i'm not pretty, i'm beautiful, so i don't have these issues)

6) why do short men love tall thick women??? "excuse me sir, you have to be this tall (fill in the blank__________________)


7) why do white people smell like mashed potatoes, ( INSTANT mashed potatoes, the just add water and stir kind) and wet puppies when they sweat??

8) why do foreigners smell like old bay , curry and seasoned salt


9) why do african women ( that i see) wear 4 packs of synthetic curly tracks usually in #33(burnt orange( yes burnt) or spiced cognac for you hoodrats, #30 ( light brown, dk blonde) or 1B(off black dingy ass brown)? and the closure is never in the middle of the head, always by the hairline?

10)why is it when u don't have any money, you see all the stuff you would buy but when u have it to spend ain't shit looking right??

11) why does american apparel charge 40 for leggings? furthermore, why do i buy them?

12)why can't people smell their own breath? how does ones breath smell like diarrhea anyway?

13) how do people wear sandals and not get a pedicure?? i mean no polish or anything? thats how u feel?

14) why did Gina have to say something? Martin was the best show ever? she couldn't have just taken one for the team? im sayin.......

15) why do we call people by their character name? more importantly Why do these actors/actresses get mad when we do? Rudy played Rudy for 35 years on the Cosby show but wants to correct people and tell them her name is keyshia....*side eye* you will be rudy until you do something else meaningful with your career....i'm sure you don't have a problem collecting and cashing those checks for when you played Rudith Lillian Huxtable in all the re-runs airing on nick at nite, tv land and tbs......GURL BANG


16)why isn't there a wet willies in DC?

17) WHY do spanish people ( women and children to be exact) wear velvet skirts, and summer blouses?? with HEELYS....to church???

18) why couldn't kevin hart be 6'5 and single?

19)how is lebron built like a greek god?? and why didn't i go to high school with him?? shout out to savannah (sp)<<<------ that's one lucky bitty 20) how come t-boz hair and color have NEVER been heathy? i mean never

21) when is chilli going to let the baby hair go?

22) why can't some people just accept their situations and revel in them? oh you need examples?? of course: Ray-J , just be brandy's little brother; cassie, stay beautiful, screwing puff and be fly, ciara, be a dancer for B, Justin, Missy or Janet....get it? i mean solange is the only sibling that's doing her damn thing! as far as arm candy/showpieces/trophies? you guessed it, amber " i got all these bitches wanting a shaved head" rose......now if she attempts and album, or movie role ???.....*rollinmyeyes* we'll discuss if it happens. pay attention folks


23)when are you going to let go of old shit?

24) when am I going to tell him how i really feel?

25) is Black Thought, from The Roots, single?

26)why do ppl buy fake things? it's not that serious

27) why do all the people that work the drive- thru speak minimal english?

28) why do spanish men dress like ac slater in the summer? tanks with the big arm holes ( MUST BE TUCKED IN), stone washed tapered ankle jeans with pleats by the pockets and LA gears or British Knights?

29)why do i prefer texting to talking?


ok that's it.... for now.........

feel free to comment with some of your own questions......




Ciao


P.S. I warned you in the first one. I have shallow moments...so what! put the gavel DOWN . DON'T JUDGE ME

Feel Good Friday..........

I woke up from my 2 hour slumber feeling amazing!! That ever happen to you?? I mean cheesing, geeking for no visible reason?! well that was me at 5a.m......the babies ( my dogs ) looking at me like "sit your happy ass down"...LOL..... on my commute to the plantation this morning, as i blast rick ross( a must have for the summer by the way) [sidebar: did i say plantation? i meant concentration camp. in all aspects of the word] i digress, moving on-------> i realized why: i am extremely happy! i mean at a point where I can smile and show all my teeth, braces and all.....i mean not that half ass smile, the ugly one, (my students call it the Mary Kay smile), the 5th-grade-your-mom-pressed-your-hair-and-you-sweated-it-out-at-recess-after -she-told-your-ass-to -chill-b/c-of -school-pictures-and-you-looked-like-a-bamma-in-the-christmas-gift-your-wack-ass-aunt-gave-you smile;where u dont show your teeth and it barely reaches you eyes; ya'll know the one you give that bitch you don't like at work but you HAVE to be "professional"?? NOT that smile.......but the sincere smile that makes your cheeks hurt, and your eyes partially close; the smile that's evident when you think of "him" or "her"; the expression you show when the baby at the store smiles at you for no apparent reason;the smile that sends chills directly to your heart, and raises those little hairs on your arm...Ya'll know what I mean..THAT SMILE!! that's what I'm feeling today and i wanted to share it with you.......I love this feeling, the capacity to feel this emotion and know that that it can be permanent if I CHOOSE.... I realized I have chosen to be happy; chosen to be positive. Chose to be alive rather than just living......


Think about your choices ....after all, they are YOURS.....



As I close, I leave you with the bronzer, mascara, and lipgloss [sidebar: most would say "vitamin", "inspration," neccessities right? like breakfast right? well these are MY morning must-haves, my breakfast...and should be every other woman's as well------>>> whole different topic right??? LLS RAM-BLING]

This is also another piece I read often, whenever I CHOOSE to doubt myself, my dreams, and sometimes my faith:

Just because no one has been fortunate enough to realize what a gold mine you are,
doesn't mean you shine any less.
Just because no one has been smart enough to figure out that you can't be topped,
doesn't stop you from being the best.
Just because no one has come along to share your life,
doesn't mean that day isn't coming.
Just because no one has made the race worthwhile,
doesn't give you permission to stop running.
Just because no one has realized how much of an awesome person you are
doesn't mean they affect your physicality
Just because no one has shown up who can love you on your level,
doesn't mean you have to sink to theirs.
Just because you deserve the best there is,
doesn't mean that life is always fair.
Just because God is still preparing your king/queen
doesn't mean that you are not already royalty.
Just because you're situation doesn't seem to be progressing right now,
doesn't mean you need to change a thing.
Keep shining, keep running, keep hoping, and keep praying.
Keep being exactly what you are already. COMPLETE.


-T.D. Jakes



Loving me , Loving you , Loving Life,


Smooches,


me